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One.

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Another X -mas come and gone. And to
everyone I didn't kill, season's

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and hold still next year.

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Ho! Ho!

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Ho!

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All in all, it was a pretty good X -mas.
We only lost one crew member.

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Poor Charlie.

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It was his first day on the job.

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And he was just a week from retirement.

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I'm thinking about mints, but I'm
tasting pain.

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Mmm, now I'm tasting about thinking.

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People, we've reached that awkward week
between X -mas and New Year's when

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there's no work to be done and little
fun to be had.

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Therefore, you're all on unpaid leave.

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So leave.

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I'm going to visit my parents for the
week. It would be really nice if you

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with me.

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Oh, sorry.

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I can't go.

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Really? You have something better to do
than visit old people in the sewer?

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Bender invited me to visit his parents.

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I get it. It's fine.

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Say hi to Bender's non -existent parents
for me.

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I will.

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Oh, can you at least water my plant
while I'm gone?

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Well, sure. I'm not going anywhere.

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Just once. You know how many times once
is, right?

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Less than twice.

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More than once.

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See ya.

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Now, must be out of batteries.

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Circle up, people.

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I don't know what's going on, but I love
circling. New Year's is coming up, and

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that's the anniversary of the day I
first met Leela.

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Aw. Which anniversary is it?

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I'm actually not sure, but I think a big
one. Maybe 10 or 45.

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Who knows? It's impossible to say with
all the time loops we've been through.

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Well, whichever one it is, I want to
throw her a giant surprise party.

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Wait a minute. You and I met that same
day. Where's my party?

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Listen, Bender. That's the beautiful day
we met and attempted suicide.

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I refuse to help.

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Bye.

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The first thing I need is some not
necessarily legal fireworks.

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Scruffy knows the price.

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Uh -huh.

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Just across the border.

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Bender, you decided to help?

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No, I just ran out of a few things and
had to run to the market.

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How may I pervert you?

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Yeah, we'd like some, you know, filthy
porno. Ah, yes,

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I think I have what you're looking for.

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I thought we were here for fireworks.

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Shh, not so loud.

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Right this way for your porno, sir.

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I've got every kind of firework, except
the legal kind.

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I'm looking for ones that spell out
Leela in huge explosions.

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What language?

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Um, I forget what it's called. The
language my mouth knows.

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All right, couple of these, one of
those.

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I'm also looking for a giant laser
eyeball.

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A giant laser what kind of ball?

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Eyes. Oh, yes, yes, we have those, too.

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Any chance I can borrow a cryogenic tube
for my anniversary?

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I want to come dancing out on one like
when I first met Leela. Not a problem.

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Terry!

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Nobody needed Rory Giuliani anyway.

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Santa passed such wonderful presents
this year. These earmuffs are lovely.

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Where's Fry?

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I got him a nice slipper. He couldn't
make it. He had faker things to do.

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I'm going out to chop more PVC pipe for
the fire.

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Over here.

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Fry, you came.

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And in such a weird way.

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Don't tell Leela, but I'm throwing her a
surprise anniversary party. I hope you

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can all make it.

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Thank you.

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They're new.

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Who wants the toast to a mellows?

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Here you go. This one's on me. I likes
to help young lovers.

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She's coming. I hear her distinctive
heavy footsteps.

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Everyone in your hiding places.

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In here.

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Oh, no. My plant is dead.

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If he couldn't come to my stupid
parents' stupid house, he could have at

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watered my stupid plant.

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Welcome to the world of tomorrow.

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Oh,

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Leela. Don't oh -leela me.

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You couldn't water it one time.

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What? Oh, right. The plant.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny G.

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This saxophone serenade goes out to a
very special one -eyed lady.

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I wasn't given a name, but I'm going to
assume it's you.

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Maybe you only killed it a little bit.
I'll try to revive it with some water.

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Hey! Oh, my G -water.

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Here, you've got some gin.

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Thanks. I call it G -Water.

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Ten, nine, eight. I'm really sorry I
forgot to water it. But I did other

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Look.

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I mean, the leaves are dry as death.

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Whose birthday is it? No, it's our
anniversary.

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Leela.

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I planned this whole huge party for you.
I spent all the money in our joint bank

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account. We don't have a joint bank
account.

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Not anymore.

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I don't need grand displays. I need to
know I can count on you.

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Look, let's not fight in front of Kenny
G.

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Is the plant really such a big deal?

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Don't you understand that this plant is
a metaphor for our relationship?

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You know I don't. I need some time to
think about our future. If there is one.

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I'm going back to stay with my stupid
parents.

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I'll see you there, honey.

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Surprise!

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I can't believe how bad that went. I
mean, is it my fault the plant died?

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Yes. I love her so much, and she's never
going to forgive me.

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Oh, sure, she might.

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Leela? Hello, Philip.

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Oh, snap, she Philiped you.

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That is cold.

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Good news, everyone.

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Hey, you can't do that. That's my only
thing.

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Today, we'll be delivering this stud
boogaloo to Mars.

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I'll lead him to the ship.

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Naturally, I'd rather Fry didn't go on
this mission.

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Why? Well, the bugalo might get angry
when it sees your red jacket.

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So I'll take it off.

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I don't want you to get chilly. I'll
just take Zoidberg instead.

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But his whole body's red.

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No, I'm a deep, rich salmon.

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Come on, boys. Follow the carrot.

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I don't know what to do. I always
thought Leela and I were soulmates. But

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it wasn't meant to be.

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You know, Mon, there's a way to test if
that's true.

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Hush, Hermes. Never speak of that. Speak
of what?

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Oh, it's a fascinating story.

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You see, a thousand years ago, AI
-powered dating apps were becoming more

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more powerful.

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With access to social media posts, DNA
databases, genital pics, and so on, they

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became too good, able to identify a
person's one perfect match from among

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inhabitants of Earth.

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What's wrong with that?

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Everything, you whimpering imbecile!
Because naturally, many people soon

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that they had settled for someone other
than their perfect match.

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It led to a 10 ,000 % increase in
jealous murders and an end to the

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two -car family.

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The Soulmate apps were banned, but some
say the technology still exists in

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ancient relics known as magic mirrors.

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Yes, some say that, but not us, because
it's illegal to even mention. No law can

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keep me from my noble purpose. To the
Pornatorium!

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Bender? Again?

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Yeah, I had a coupon for a new
girlfriend.

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What happened to the old one?

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She ran off with the bicycle pump.

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So, uh, do you have one of those magic
mirrors no one talks about that I've

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hearing about?

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You don't need to wink if you're not
speaking in code.

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Gotcha.

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Come back, baby. We can work it out.

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Okay, where can I hang it?

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Well, you don't need this anymore.

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What's USB?

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I think it was the new name after the
collapse of the USA.

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I got this, guys.

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I have a universal mail plug.

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You never know who you might meet.

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All charged up. Who wants to test it?
Oh, I will. I know Kiff and I are

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soulmates, so this is going to be fun.

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Right, Kiffy?

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Don't worry.

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It's me.

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Oh, thank the Grand Midwife's porous
skin sack.

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It was always you.

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You want to give it a try, Bender?

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I got a good thing going over here.

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All right. Okay. I'm ready to see if
Leela's my soulmate.

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Actually, I'm not ready. I changed my
mind. Too late. Get up.

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It is Leela. I knew it.

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My love, all is forgiven.

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That's big of you, but I'm just here to
get my stuff.

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We belong together.

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Don't go.

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Wow. It just keeps metaphoring.

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It's okay.

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She'll be back. She's my soulmate.

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Uh -huh. Too bad you're not hers.

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Anyone else want to try the mirror?

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I fainted. We need smelling salts.

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I'll give him a smell of salt.

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That's Leela's soulmate?

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That's the worst picture of me I've ever
seen.

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Dial down the denial, mon. Let's see who
eliminated you in round one.

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name wrong?

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Fry.

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It's not me, is it?

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Not even close.

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What makes this guy so great, and what
could make him a little less great?

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Oh, I know.

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Strangling. It's the right thing to do
and the fun way to do it.

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Hmm. The mature thing would be just to
punch him a little, but he could be

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anywhere.

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Anywhere within a three -foot radius of
this point. He's in Century Park.

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The park?

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That's the perfect place to dispose of
the body.

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And, um, any other bodies we might
happen to have lying around. Right,

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Right?

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Say your prayers, stud muffin.

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I can't believe it.

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My little fry is becoming a murderer.

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Poor little guy. The central park thorn.

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Hey! Why did you do that? And why didn't
it hurt very much?

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You stay away from Leela. Who?

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The most beautiful woman in the world,
that's who.

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Really? Tell me more.

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Oh, I'll tell you more. She's not just
beautiful, she's smart and sexy.

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Is she single?

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Yeah, recently.

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Can you introduce me to her?

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Of course, you idiot. She's my roommate.

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What was that? The moth? Get down. We're
in danger.

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Are you going to punch me back?

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Shh. I'll do it later. Okay, but I need
to be at work by three. What are we

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hiding from? An invasive tree species
that's killing indigenous plants.

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Plants I swore to protect with my life.

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Oh, no. I left my clippers in the shed.

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I don't like the way that tree is
walking.

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It's the creeping willow.

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Grab the zip line.

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It's time to let go.

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Never. She's mine.

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God, she's okay.

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She? The one -eyed Susan. The last of
her species in the entire universe.

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Hmm, very nice, but how do you know it's
pronouns?

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It's a dioecious plant that produces
only female flowers, but there are no

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left, so she can't reproduce.

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Sorry, I didn't know you wanted kids.

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She was placed under my care, and not
even my own anniversary could keep me

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watering her.

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Don't worry, she thrives on salt water.

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Quick,

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we need to arm ourselves!

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Leela would love this. The decor, the
live plants, this beautiful wood beam.

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What's it made of? Wood? What beam?

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I would rather die than let this
invasive species encroach on the

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niche of my plants. Are you with me? I'm
not sure I'd rather die, but yeah.

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Brother to the end? Brother to the...
Well, maybe not the end end, but...

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Good

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grave. Not great.

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I'm proud of you, son.

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I couldn't have killed him better
myself.

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No, he's just injured.

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Really? Well, there's no law against
mercy bludgeoning.

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Actually, I think there is.

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You're no son of mine!

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It's gonna be a tough recovery, but you
should be all right, since you came to

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this hospital instead of letting me
treat you.

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I told you to leave the charts alone.

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Oh, I can't believe it. My plant is
dead.

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Ah, my plant!

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I'm sorry, Branch.

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You did your best.

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She was lucky to have such a kind,
committed guy in her life.

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Thank you, friend.

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Call it even?

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Even. Hey, Fry's my friend. If anybody's
gonna punch him, it's gonna be me.

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Fry, I heard you were hurt. I was so
worried.

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You were?

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Of course. Are you okay?

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I will be, now that you're here.

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I love you the most.

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Who's your friend?

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I am. He?

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Well, he's nobody.

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Yeah, a six foot four nobody with really
good health insurance and eyes like

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limpid pools.

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They don't look limpid to me.

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I'm just reading the chart.

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I think you should leave now.

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Branch is about to have an embarrassing
type of surgery.

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Is it a penis reduction?

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I'm just guessing based on the chart.

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Give me that!

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I'm afraid this machine is dead.

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What? Fry?

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He's waking up!

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What happened?

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Well... I got a really cute skirt on
sale, and you've been in a coma for a

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month. It's a plaid. A month?

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Has Leela visited me?

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Oh, lots of times. She brought these
flowers.

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Well, her and Branch.

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Branch? Uh -huh. He picked them out. He
really knows a lot about plants.

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Ever since night one, I've had, like,
deep feelings for you.

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And some of the other hot girls on the
island.

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He's cheating on you, Chastity!

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I can take care of a plant, too.

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Hey, Bender, where's your green spray
paint?

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Here. It's almost empty.

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See?

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So is Leela living with Branch now? How
many kids do they have?

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Forget about Leela.

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Chastity's about to make the mistake of
her life.

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It's tearing me up inside.

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Maybe I can convince Branch that Leland
and I belong together.

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If I could just talk to him.

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Strangle him, you say? I happen to know
of an unoccupied grave. It's a little

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small, but I can bend him in half.

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Bri, you're out of your coma?

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I think so.

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Listen, can I talk to you? In a minute.
First, I have to show you something.

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The invasive trees didn't kill your
flower.

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And they're back for revenge.

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No, it's okay. It turns out the creeping
willow isn't invasive.

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It's actually the male of the species.

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I was trying so hard to keep them apart,
but it was meant to be.

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Ah, jeez. Get a greenhouse.

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All she really needed was for me to step
out of the way.

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Branch, you're a good man. And a good
friend.

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That's it! I'm getting my shovel!

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Oh,

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you're here.

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Leela, this might sound old -fashioned.

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But I knew you were right for me from
the first moment I saw you.

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Actually, you screamed.

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Okay, the moment after that.

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But it's not about what's right for me.

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I love you.

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And I want you to be happy.

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I know that.

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That's why I need to get out of your way
and let you and Branch pollinate. Well,

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you know what I mean. Like, get to know
each other and maybe with a chaperone.

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You love me so much you'd let me go?

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I would. And I get it.

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Branch is a great guy.

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He really is.

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He even revived my plant.

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I killed it again.

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Sorry. I'm sure Branch can save it. The
man is good with plants.

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Yeah. Although, I have to say, he's
always plant -splaining stuff to me.

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I mean, come on. Sometimes you want to
talk about something other than botany.

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But what?

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He's your soulmate.

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What are you talking about? A friend,
sure.

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But not my soulmate.

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How do you know?

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Because now I know you are.

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